Who Is Going To Win The Super Bowl?
Who is going to win the Super Bowl? Well it’s all up to Joe Flacco. Last year he had a pretty nice mustache and he went and shaved it off for some reason. If he comes out with a steesh on Sunday I’m...
View ArticleCarlos Villanueva – Currently the Best Tickler in Baseball
Carlos Villanueva is a pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. He’s had a terrific start to the season thus far and it has absolutely everything to do with his stylish steesh. It’s refreshing to see a nice...
View ArticleZach Galifianakis Has A Mustache
Zach Galifianakis, cousin or brother to Seth Galifianakis, trimmed his trademark beard into a mustache, accompanied by some chin-business. And I sure never imagined I’d be typing that sentence back in...
View ArticleWhat-If-They-Grew-A-Steesh Wednesay: Britney Spears
Today is What-If-They-Grew-A-Steesh Wednesday. I’ll start with my favorite WITGAS ever. What If They Grew A Steesh: Britney Spears
View ArticleDo You Like Fantasy Football And Helping People?
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View ArticleDo You Like Your Job?
If you have a second, please complete this quick, one question poll to help me get a better sense of how other people are feeling about their jobs: Take Our Poll
View ArticlePOLL RESULTS: Do You Like Your Job?
Thank you to everyone who participated in yesterday’s job poll. As I suspected, the majority of people do not like their jobs, and we have no professional athletes or movie stars visiting this website....
View ArticleSteeshes.com Lives for Another Year
I just re-upped Steeshes.com for another year. The 42 people who end up here on an average day as a result of a likely perverted google search can repay me by donating a nickel to a well-to-do teen...
View ArticlePerverted Google Search
I wasn’t kidding when I said people find this site through perverted google searches:
View ArticleMichael Showalter/Alan Shemper – Wet Hot American Steesh
I don’t post on here anymore but it has come to my attention that the preeminent mustache archive was lacking a very important one. One of the best parts of one of my very favorite movies. Enjoy!
View ArticleThe 2015 Year in Band Names
Every year the Onion’s AV Club compiles a list of their favorite band names of the year. The list is always worth reading and mostly crude. Reading the list got me thinking of my deranged cousin who...
View ArticleWeird Al Yankovic
I really liked Weird Al when I was a kid. His songs kept me entertained for hours. I lost interested as I grew older but I’ve heard him interviewed recently and he seems like a nice guy. Paul F....
View ArticleThomas Lennon
Lennon is probably best known for his role as Jim Dangle in the show Reno: 911!, but he is also a very successful screenwriter and script doctor. Most of his screenplays are written in collaboration...
View ArticleErnie Hudson
My goal was to get a picture of Andy Griffith with a mustache and I ended up with this. It appears that he stayed cleanly shaven his whole life. We don’t have to agree that it is the best look, but he...
View ArticleWhat If They Grew A Steesh: Creepy Librarian from Ghostbusters
This lady is the creepiest part of Ghostbusters, even before she is possessed by a ghost. She still haunts me til this day. Just as Bruce Wayne had to confront his fear of bats to become Batman, I...
View ArticleOrville Wright
Orville Wright and his brother who-cares-what-his-name-is-since-he-has-no-mustache Wilbur were the first to invent steeshcraft controls that made fixed-steesh powered facial hair possible. Orville...
View ArticleWhat If They Grew A Steesh – Donald Trump
I feel like this guy has been in the news a little bit lately. Here is Donald Trump with a fake steesh, which is possibly the only thing that could make him palatable. I hope that some friendly...
View ArticleSteve Harvey –“It’s A Cookie Dusta”
This video of Steve Harvey and his delightful cookie dusta, as well as any video created by Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV), is must watch stuff.
View ArticleDear Santa, I want a mustache.
Dear Santa. I want a mustache. I’ll meet you at the bottom of the chimney with a can of dynamite and a gatling gun. Your friend, Joe OK1909 — R.L. Ripples (@TweetsofOld) December 13, 2016
View ArticleThe Steesh Stache Store
I resolved to stop wasting my time on social media this year, so I’ve begun wasting my time creating products no one will ever buy. And with that I’d like to introduce the Steesh Stache store: Stay...
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